<?php

header("Content-type: text/css");

function fuckUp(){
    return dechex(rand(0,255)) . dechex(rand(0,255)) . dechex(rand(0,255));
}

$patt = "/#(\w+).*;/";
$arr_chars = array("0", "1", "2", "3", "4", "5", "6", "7", "8", "9", "a", "b", "c", "d", "e", "f");

$fonts = array(
	       "Verdana",
	       "Comic Sans MS",
	       "Times New Roman",
	       "Wingdings",
	       "Georgia",
	       "Lucida Grande",
	       "Lucida Sans Unicode",
	       "Terminal",
	       "Arial",
	       "Arial Black",
	       "Courier New",
	       "Courier",
	       "Impact",
	       "Tahoma",
	       "Arial Narrow",
	       "Gill Sans MS",
	       "Wingdings 3"
	       );

$fonts_reg = array(
		   "/Verdana/i"
		   );


$file = "cocks.css";
$f_arr = file($file);

for($i = 0; $i < count($f_arr); $i++){
    
    $randomfont = $fonts[rand(0,count($fonts)-1)];
    
    $lol = NULL;
    
    for($j = 0; $j < 6; $j++){
	$lol.= $arr_chars[rand(0,count($arr_chars)-1)];;
    }
    
    $cur_line = $f_arr[$i];
    
    $do_line = preg_replace($patt, "#$lol;", $cur_line);

//    $roflol = preg_replace("/\{/","{ position: relative; height: ".(rand(0,640))."px;  width: ".(rand(100,640))."px; left: ".(rand(0,250))."px; top: ".(rand(0,250))."px; z-index: ".(rand(1,150))."; ",$do_line);    $roflol = preg_replace("/\{/","{ position: relative; height: ".(rand(0,640))."px;  width: ".(rand(100,640))."px; left: ".(rand(0,250))."px; top: ".(rand(0,250))."px; z-index: ".(rand(1,150))."; ",$do_line);

    $nothingspecial = rand(0,100);
    $somethingspecial = rand(0,10000);
    if($nothingspecial > $somethingspecial){
	$yesyesyes = "\n";
    }
    
    $roflol = preg_replace("/\{/"," { letter-spacing: ".(rand(-0.5,0.5))."em; line-height: ".(rand(1,2))."em; width: ".(rand(10,500))."px; height: ".(rand(10,500))."px; border: solid ".(rand(0,10))."px #".(dechex(rand(0,255)) . dechex(rand(0,255)) . dechex(rand(0,255))).";
     $yesyesyes ",$do_line);
    
    
    $font_size = preg_replace("/font-size:\s*(\w+)px;/", "font-size: ".(rand(10,40))."px;", $roflol);
    $font = preg_replace($fonts_reg, $fonts, $font_size);
    
    // PENIS PENISP  PENIS    
    for($penis = 0; $penis < rand(ceil(count($fonts)/16),ceil(count($fonts)/8)); $penis++){
	$cockmongler.= $fonts[rand(0,count($fonts)-1)].", ";
    }
    
    $newmongler = substr($cockmongler, 0, strlen($cockmongler)-2);
    
    
    $mongler = "/font.*family\:(.*)\;/";
    $yourmom = preg_replace($mongler, "font-family: $newmongler;", $font);
    
    $killyourself = "/\#viewimage img \{(.*)}/";
    $headstab = "#viewimage img {\n\n\nwidth: ".(rand(500,800))."px; height: ".(rand(600,900))."px ; z-index: 9002;}";
    $doitnow = preg_replace($killyourself, $headstab, $yourmom);
      
    print($doitnow);

    
}


?>